god put me here to slay the scene tbh

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pastel-gizibe:

vacidicar:

spadenightmaren:

what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life

Why is this not getting around faster

I WAS KILLED BY CATERPILLARS??!??!?!

gnny:

are you ever looking at weird stuff on the internet and ur paranoid its going to end up on facebook somehow because facebook is connected to like everything

Straight White Boy Problem #454

straightwhiteboyproblems:

girl (who is NOT my gf) put her head on my shoulder during movie and i was like ‘hello? what are you doing there’

Anonymous asked
One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

Drake: You... you don't hate me?

Nicki Minaj: You idiot! That's all in your head.

Drake: But... I hate myself.

Rihanna: Those who hate themselves cannot love or trust others.

Drake: I am wicked... a coward... weak... and...

Beyoncé: If you know yourself, you can be kind to others.

Drake: I hate myself. But... I might be able to love myself. I might be able to stay here. Yes. I am nothing, but I... I am myself. I wish to be myself. I wish to stay here as myself. I am worthy of living here!

Nicki Minaj: Congratulations!

Rihanna: Congratulations!

Beyoncé: Congratulations!

Lil Wayne: Congratulations!

Jay Z: Congratulations!

A$AP Rocky: Congratulations!

Jhene Aiko: Congratulations!

Kanye West: Congratulations!

DJ Khaled: Congratulations!

Birdman: Congratulations!

Nebby: Congratulations!

Sandi Graham: Congratulations!

Drake: Thank you!

kelfie:

animeliberationfront:

I literally overcame self esteem issues by making ironically over-arrogant claims because even if you’re joking about something a lot you start to believe it and that can totally work in a good way if you let it

I was just thinking about this!